batmanisagatewaydrug

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

take-my-life-not-my-heart

ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t'challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t'challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man

batmanisagatewaydrug

you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type “Okoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history

theoneicelady

Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract

They only had to wait for a bit more guys

batmanisagatewaydrug

Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-

[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]

Hela: sick

meatball42

Better version than I reblogged previously

amightythwack

but then Hela would have infinity stones, which would be way worse for everyone

batmanisagatewaydrug

except for us an audience, because she’s a thousand times more fun to watch than the purple turd man

nightwinggirl42

Okay but now I’m just imagining killmonger being yeeted onto the battlefield and killing Thanos and taking the infinity gauntlet for himself, only to be stabbed (again) by Hela as SHE then takes it from killmonger, and then Loki sneaks up like “hey sis” and grabs and is about to use it himself only for Thor to be all like “brother……” wherein Red Skull appears out of nowhere, snatches it from Loki, and runs off only to be clotheslined by an Ultron who absolutely nobody saw coming and so on and so forth.

batmanisagatewaydrug

it’s finally scooped up by Jeff Goldblum, who somehow wandered onto the battlefield without anyone noticing. he won’t say anything but “… you know ;)” when asked what he plans to do with it.

lets-all-have-an-orgy

A G i a n t O r g y.

batmanisagatewaydrug

congrats on living up to your url spectacularly

magicusermistakenfornpc

Okay, but I need Luis to recap the whole thing. 

silver-tongues-blog

okay but luis would recap to the tune of ultimate showdown