pros of this plan:

• the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar
  
• i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money
• i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos
• contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about
• i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders
• i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to
• i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters
• i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights
• and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

• i do not know any genies