Silver Tongue

adurot:

bumblebeebats:

bumblebeebats:

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

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and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

Looks like some kind of cucumbers that ate the lemons.

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