Marvel news account: Avengers Endgame will… *Drum roll*….have an Interval
Me, Indian, completely and blissfully unaware about the West’s unjustifiably terrible decision of making interval-less movies the default: ok????? and????
how’s not having an intermission unjustifiably terrible? legit curious.
Intervals are essential for:
1. Bladder emptying
2. Popcorn refills
3. Talking about the story thus far
4. Checking your phone
5. Carrying out that murder cleverly disguised as a jewel heist gone wrong which you’ve been planning for months
6. Water refills
OP, can we talk about number 5?