prokopetz

A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

necrovison

Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?

prokopetz

He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.

because-im-freaking-greed

hey I have a new rule I’d like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons