sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

The funniest thing about straight people being mad about this post is that it wasn’t even meant to be a diss to straight people; it was more of a joke of having to insulate ourselves in heterosexual settings from constantly having our sexuality invalidated by things straight people don’t even notice because the world caters to them. Like: “Welp! Time to deal with 17 new rom coms and toddlers wearing ‘Ladies Man’ onesies while hearing ‘I don’t hate gay people, but why does everything they do have to be ABOUT being gay?”

You gotta build a barrier for that shit so you’re not constantly going off on straight people in public, cause they get sensitive. Case in point: the replies on this post.