YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream.

PUSH DA BUTTON

I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas!

Originally posted by achingtentacles

you could be a fucking furry, enough said.

YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER

WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT

Become a god.

Just, become a god.

Enough said.

Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc.

*slams button*

I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button ::

i could finally
look in the mirror without
gagging :: presses button

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Time to abuse THIS power

This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway

*SMASHES BUTTON*

BEEEEEF

In which I would press the button, then shift into a dragon—likely a more European-styled beast with scales as green as a forest in the height of spring—or a mermaid, or an amazing cosplay of the Grim Reaper, all just to indulge silly desires. Such as flying and being a beast of incredible might, being able to swim, and to be hired to come to funerals and make death jokes.

That poses a question, does the shifting influence your lifespan? Because you could easily shift the illnesses out of the body if you think about it. No death by old age? *shrugs*