Silver Tongue

jewishdragon:

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mbrainspaz:

I was working a gallery event when some jerk shouldered past me hard enough to almost knock me over and I thought, wow rude, but I also wasn’t going to start a fight over it and I was too busy to see who it was. 

Then I hear my little bro say, “You just let people push you around like that???”

He’d snuck into the gallery and instead of saying “hi” like a normal person of course he decided to body-slam me. 

So I punched him in the gut. 

And then he bought one of my paintings, which was sweet. 

100% Realistic Sibling Interaction right here, folks.

It took a few minutes to realize the rude person was the brother

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