that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands
the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine
So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands
I’m so proud that Coke-chan learned to be comfortable with her curves.
Don’t lewd the coke bottle, CC
Lewd the coke bottle
Do it now
I dare you
Do it. Dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Excuse me but my mantra has long been “I can make anything cute and/or sexy” and I’m not about to stand idly by on this opportunity to prove it.
Let the Coke-san wars begin (once I am not at work maybe please).
The fact that you are not willing to leave your job right at this moment to return home and sexualize a bottle of soda shows your lack of real commitment to the fine art of lewds, Zaron.
Wait - is this really becoming a thing…?
Okay, I know what we have to do to maximize the number of artists willing to participate!
gdi I’m gonna have to do this
I have no regrets