e-seal:

e-seal:

my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”

me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”

listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it

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