due to personal reasons i will now remove all of my vertebrae and shuffle them like a pack of cards before putting them back in place in a completely different order
due to personal reasons i will now burst into flames and emerge infinitely more powerful than you can comprehend (also: BALD)
due to personal reasons i must now attempt the most dangerous and difficult trick of all: becoming a better and happier person every day through my words and actions. this may prove to be beyond my abilities and possibly even FATAL so please stand well back
You really do live up to the chaotic energy of your url huh