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50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

Boy do I have some news for you

Wait, but then you have to remember that a lot of latin culture came from Etruscan and Greek culture, and since we know little about Etruscan culture, we can blame the Greeks. Greeks, in turn, was influenced by Mycanean culture, which was influenced by Minoan culture. So we can blame King Minos.

you know, christian grey seems like the type of person to fuck a cow and lock his half breed child in a labyrinth until its killed so that makes sense