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I’m right and I should say it

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

“Who are you?”

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

*Hey ‘name of sibling’*

*Get out of my room*

“Hey nerd”
“What do you want”

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

That last one!!!

^^^^^^

“THERE’S FOOD, YOU WANT SOME?!”

“DID YOU MAKE IT?!”

“NO.”

“THEN YEAH.”

i saw my sister smoking on the balcony when i got home from work one day. we just stared and threw up peace signs and then switched to flipping the bird to each other