Silver Tongue
avecpardonplaysminecraft:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ patient-positivity:
“ gods-little-punk:
“ avatarpotato:
“ dragonpyre:
“ snicketty-snook:
“ jacksoopticboop:
“ anticoffeebeans:
“ viostormcaller:
“ actually-al:
“ pixiis-blog:
“ astudyingreer:
“...

avecpardonplaysminecraft:

dynastylnoire:

patient-positivity:

gods-little-punk:

avatarpotato:

dragonpyre:

snicketty-snook:

jacksoopticboop:

anticoffeebeans:

viostormcaller:

actually-al:

pixiis-blog:

astudyingreer:

fairyofsomething:

hidingoutbackstage:

I’m right and I should say it

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

“Who are you?”

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

*Hey ‘name of sibling’*

*Get out of my room*

“Hey nerd”
“What do you want”

“Sup bitch”


“Fuck off”

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

That last one!!!

^^^^^^

“THERE’S FOOD, YOU WANT SOME?!”

“DID YOU MAKE IT?!”

“NO.”

“THEN YEAH.”

i saw my sister smoking on the balcony when i got home from work one day. we just stared and threw up peace signs and then switched to flipping the bird to each other

  1. stop-pressing-e reblogged this from blondefoxmedic
  2. blondefoxmedic reblogged this from standardizedbogey and added:
    Or: “Yooooooooooo!”“oh no”“YOOOOOOOO!”“NOOOOOOO FUCK OFF!”
  3. standardizedbogey reblogged this from foundmykeys
  4. coffee-obsessed-freak reblogged this from mens-rights-activia and added:
    “Hey” “Bitch”“I didn’t even say anything???”
  5. secretnerdghost reblogged this from im-in-love-with-pizza-bites
  6. moonstruckbirdie reblogged this from im-in-love-with-pizza-bites
  7. lucyhardman0603 reblogged this from im-in-love-with-pizza-bites
  8. im-in-love-with-pizza-bites reblogged this from badassbiburgerbob
  9. badassbiburgerbob reblogged this from one-happy-silent-geek-girl
  10. dedasleep reblogged this from jasontoddisbest
  11. fempire-kitty reblogged this from lucienbarkbark
  12. heyyhoneybeecutie reblogged this from bi-witch-boy
  13. ghostly-one reblogged this from bi-witch-boy
  14. bi-witch-boy reblogged this from hypocriticaltypwriter
  15. justadine11 reblogged this from lilacartsmadsion
  16. honeyburger reblogged this from batneko
  17. srbobtacos reblogged this from the-gayest-of-messes
  18. transbisidney posted this