Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend
Me: *removes my clown nose*
Me: *removes my clown wig*
Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*
Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *
Me: *removes my silk ha-
OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on
Finally, a good take on this post