Silver Tongue

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Paladin: “I would like to sheath my sword and draw my pike.”
DM: “How’d you get a pike?”
Paladin: “I start off with a choice of two martial weapons.”
DM: “A pike is a martial weapon?”
Paladin: “Yeah.”
Monk: “Uh, no– you’re all wrong. It’s actually a fish.”

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