feliicityrampant:

imagine if you were hanging out with your pals and you blurted out some shit like “it’s fucking dumb how you can’t buy just one shoe at a time,” and one of your friends was like “ha ha hang on” and they wrote that down on a piece of paper and passed it to a stranger on the street and that stranger passed it to another and then suddenly every single person in the entire city of topeka, kansas had read your stupid thought and the newspaper was like ‘LOCAL IDIOT WANTS TO BUY JUST ONE SHOE’ and every once in a while some asshole will just come up to you on the street and hand you a single shoe and be like “is this you? is this your fucking brand???? i hate your fucking guts. you disgust me.”

thats what it’s like to have a popular post on tumblr.com

especially since a store where you can only buy one shoe would be hella useful for amputees