Davenport: *walks into his seemingly empty office*
Davenport: Well, I guess the room is empty. What a perfect time to set fire to my desk.
*Taako, Merle, and Magnus scramble out from under the desk*
My only question is: what does Davenport do in his spare time that makes this a valid threat? A legitimate concern? Does the captain just occasionally do random shit to assert his dominance over this ship of fools?
when you spend at least one (1) year on a ship with three dumbasses who share a singular brain cell you learn to do what you gotta do
bold of you to assume that the single braincell is limited to only the three dumbasses. Or have you forgotten captain “probably shouldnt bother my close friends who are reapers about the undead that are hunting me” davenport, Director “hot diggity that is one baller cookie” Lucretia, Lup “Let me turn myself into a lich” taaco and barold “I dont know how to swim” bluejeans. conclusion; there is a total of one braincell between all seven of the IPRE “lets name this dimension hopping ship the starblaster” crew
I have never once in my life had such a valid add on to a post
but also
since there is one (1) braincell between the seven birds
when it’s just Magnus, Taako and Merle that means between those three they have 0.42 of a briancell
taako took the braincell before lucretia voided everything
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