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like fuck jk rowing her battle of hogwarts doesn’t hold a CANDLE to the battle of olympus in percy jackson….. annabeth instinctively taking a knife for percy that would’ve hit his achilles spot bcuz she just knew….. silena dying after masquerading as clarisse to convince ares cabin to join the battle, revealing in the end she was the spy and caused the death of her own boyfriend…. kronos being defeated after percy realizes he’s not the hero and gives luke annabeth’s knife which he uses to kill himself…. percy being offered immortality and instead asking for the gods to from now on recognize all their children so no one ever feels unwanted again….. TELL me u didn’t absolutely go feral reading this for the first time in 6th grade or whenever

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Don’t forget Clarissa going fucking nuts at sight of silena dieing and solo’d what was basically an elder dragon to which she chained its 2 ton carcass to a chariot and rode it into battle…

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Percy demanding Luke be given recognized as a hero in death for his sacrifice

Hera being a petty bitch and trying to kill Annabeth because she had the gall to call out heras “conservative family values”

Tyson leading an army to destroy typhon with the battle cry oof “peanut butter”

Sally and her fiance participating in the fight despite having only a vague understanding of what’s going on.