Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

adeadphish:

chefpyro:

jaceriven:

chefpyro:

*removes all friction from the surface of my feet so I can move by t-posing and leaning forward*

Yo, chefpyro, wasn’t there a Jimmy Neutron episode about why removing the friction from your feet is a bad idea?

There was also a Scrooge McDuck comic but that never stopped me

There is also a magic school bus episode about the trouble from a world without friction. Children’s media is trying to tell you this is a bad idea

If I did everything children’s media told me to do we wouldn’t be having this conversation

there was also a GTA 4 mod that was about why no friction is bad

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Originally posted by despisito

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