gardenoffish

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

derpomatic

30 MINUTE LONG SIGH

also ban bossy, it bad word

debatingpeople

I know they’re obviously talking about Trump, but I like the idea that it’s someone stupid like Guy Fieri or someone like that.

nobodys-favorite-machinist

The US formally renamed to The Republic of Flavortown. Donkey Sauce is the new national bird.

cookingwithroxy

Now now. We all know Guy Fieri became a member of the Supreme Court.

etnoika

Why the fuck is this tagged as homestuck?

Actually, no don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

silver-tongues-blog

Peter B’s president is insane clown posse. Both of them are president. at the same time