twinklecupcake:

jxhn-mulaney:

theory-box:

It’s true that John mulaney now has a reaction to everything but what’s even better is that everything is encompassed by exactly three of his lines

1) that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse

2) now we don’t have time to unpack all that

3) and then I didn’t!

This is “you know those days where you’re like, ‘this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird’” erasure

“And I said no….you know, like a liar.”

Reblogged 1 year ago from newbarrk (Originally from theory-box-deactivated20201105)
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