Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy - Justin Becomes the Monster He Fears So Much

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a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220

Transcript:

Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!

Griffin: We’re-

Justin: I don’t know what it is, I-

Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.

Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.

Griffin: You…

Justin: Cut me some slack.

Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:

[Growing increasingly angry]

“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,

[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]

“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!

[Justin and Travis losing their shit]

Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!

Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!

Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!

Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-

Griffin: How to do fuck all!

[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]

Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?

Justin: [meekly] Sure.

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