A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she awakes, and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they’re both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them for you
Woman: Oh no! Not my brother, he’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: Well that isn’t so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
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