they-call-me-ace:

poshtearex:

Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.

Then you meet the other spellcasters and they’re just like

Cleric: I believe in God so I’m magic.

Warlock: I just had to ask cthulu for magic and they said yes.

Sorcerers: I was born with magic.

Druid: I just chilled in the forest and got magic.

Bard: I play the fiddle lmao

wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality

bard: doot doot magic flute

to be fair it probably takes years of practice to become good enough at music to set people on fire.