Silver Tongue

firstborn-of-akatosh:

wildxwildxwest:

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”

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