Since no one else here has the frickin’ guts to do it, here’s a completely unbiased ranking of the Bokoblins from the Zelda games

Wind Waker Bokoblins

Swashbuckling seadogs! I like their spunk and their scurvy! Unfortunately, I have to dock some points for that weird mouth thing they do.

8/10

Twilight Princess Bokoblins

Oh, EW. Who let these nasty little creeps out? They look like they hang out in abandoned Blockbusters and eat nothing but asbestos. Awful.

4/10

Skyward Sword Bokoblins

These guys… huh. They’re a little too people-y, y’know? Kinda straddling the line between “monster” and “smelly dude who sits too close to you on the bus.” But they’re trying, I guess.

6/10

Breath of the Wild Bokoblins

Look at these charming little scamps! They just want to eat fruit and yell at things! And play with fire. An almost perfect rapscallion and ne’er-do-well!

9/10

???

Wait, who’s this fellow? He’s so cute! Look at him! Small but determined! I don’t know what kind of Bokoblin this is but he’s the clear winner here!

10/10