burningmanonacid:

the-mighty-birdy:

such-justice-wow:

sppaade:

restaurant owners on kitchen nightmares: our business is dying i sold my left kidney for this please help us gordy

gordon ramsey: the food is bad

restaurant owners: 

Restaurant owner: what do you even know about owning a restaurant?

Gordon Ramsey: Has owned and operated 49 restaurants in several countries over nearly 2 decades and had many fail so knows what is going on

Restaurant owner: we make our pizza fresh every day

Gordon Ramsay: *goes into the kitchen and pulls a bunch of Tombstone pizzas out of the freezer*

Restaurant owner:

Restaurant owner: “i run a very tight ship here. I am hard on my employees, but they need to step up and do better.”

Gordon: “yelling at employees and starting fights in the dining area makes people not want to come back.”

Restaurant owner:

Restaurant owner: We even have soup of the day

Gordon: You’ve had the same soup of the day for the last year. soup of the day is supposed to change on a daily basis.

Restaurant owner: