Silver Tongue

dancinglikeahippogriff:

cybercrimer:

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

Type “Due to personal reasons I will” and let your phone predict what you will

Due to personal reasons I will be on the floor yesterday

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    Due to personal reasons I will be in the same area as a treatHuh???
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