Silver Tongue

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

modern brain: hehe warm food
medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

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    true, i will kill
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