If standing in the middle of a crowded bus going 70mph with no available handholds while also cradling a cup of coffee and a heavy backpack can’t knock me over then you certainly can’t

#WHAT RIDING A BUS WILL DO TO YOU IS GIVE YOU A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX

i think you’ll find the opposite to be true

It’s also a crash course in City Etiquette. No one ignores you like a truly polite person forced to be just that little too close on a bus.