demimonde-quasigoddess:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

see if guardians survived past the initial shenanigans in the game (ie like. not getting murdered) it would open up so many WEIRD things i just. god. wow

everyone’s like “wow! i can’t wait to meet your respective guardian!” and it’s just…a fucking disaster. jade bitch slaps bro. dad adopts everyone. mom runs away from the alter for the dad/mom wedding and then gets engaged to the condesce or something. no one is safe.

“why wouldn’t mom and dad get married they were clearly in love” listen up kids they had one date, which was on the last day of their lives, and it would be hilarious if everyone was gearing up for some kind of cheesy ass wedding and the mom was like “sorry every1…im a lesbian, actually” and then joins forces with the evil queen. im sorry but momcondysprite^2 is a thing that needs to happen

“Rose I’m your mom you have to join my army.”
“The more you talk, the less conflicted I am about having to beat you up to win the game.”

Also my wifi was being a shit and made tumblr bug out so you get to see my tags in the main body of the post.