Silver Tongue

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somethingscarlet13:

I love the hc that Miles uses the hammer Ham gave him on bad guys who are always like “?????” when they see it because it’s a cartoon hammer. They don’t expect it to do any harm really but they’re always wrong. Also, the hammer 100% has cartoony sound effects when Miles uses it and words like “BAM!” appear too.

miles: behold, the hammer of JUSTICE! *pulls hammer out of his pocket with a cartoony ‘wooooooooop’ whistle sound*

Bank Robber, crying: where the fuck,

no matter how hard he swings it, it never kills. At worst it knocks them out with birds flying over their head

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