thyrell:
“ theloa:
“ lucentgallivanter:
“ benfoldsone:
“ this is some horror movie shit
”
#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos
Examining the other evidence, we find:
• Feeds other people his own blood
• An affinity for...

thyrell:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

  • Feeds other people his own blood
  • An affinity for crucifixes
  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

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