allo-nsy
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

spicywillgraham

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

iamtrashofthetrashiestorder

Is this how Demeter copes during the 6 months Persephone is gone

my-analogical-romance

IM CACKLING

viostormcaller

CAN I USE “HOLY WATER - TRY ME” AS A REACTION IMAGE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS PERFECT