That’s a fucking Nerf gun

That is a fucking “RIVAL” series Nerf Gun. Before you throw around “oh that’s for kids” they are recommended age 14+, can and HAVE caused blindness and permanent damage to people’s bodies and are not recommended purchased without a mask. The Nerf spheres measure about an inch in diameter. Rival guns can fire rounds at 70mph. The bullets are designed to feel similar to if not completely the same as paint ball gun shots, which also hurt quite a bit and yes, I’m willing to bet some of you will reply to this with “HUHUHUH DOESN’T HURT ME AT ALL AND I’M 13″ but most people who aren’t lying to look cool get hurt by these quite a bit. (The video links to people doing “the welt test” where they show that not only do the Rival Series bullets hurt, they leave marks. They hurt, guys.) They’re a big deal for people to get hit with. Don’t fucking minimize that. I hate it when people do that shit. Don’t minimize other people’s pain. 

AND OH YEAH, BAN ACTUAL GUNS THANKS. JESUS.

The mere fact that we have to have fucking active shooter training and use fucking Rival Nerf Guns for it is so fucking terrifying. Rivals are like the Assault Rifles of the Nerf world. Can we just…Fucking regulate guns better so that we don’t have to do this??

“But Rooose gun laws violate the second ameeendmeeent!”

Bitch gun regulation ISN’T TAKING AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO OWN A GUN it’s TAKING AWAY THE ACCESS KILLERS AND OTHER IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES HAVE TO GUNS. Fucking hell.

Also, the 2nd amendment was created back when guns could fire one (1) bullet. Guns have changed since, obviously. I think it’s time for the laws to change, too.