the greeks at the gates of troy
[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!
Objection, the horse was a gift to athena to mark the greeks (feigning) surrendering and the trojans were warned not to steal it or they will suffer her wrath. The trojans were the ones who looked at the tribute to athena as penance for losing a war and said
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