Silver Tongue

bizarrolord:

prokopetz:

The irony of conspiracy theory culture is that their theories are often far less bizarre than the real explanations.

Take crop circles in Australian poppy fields, for example. Is it aliens? Satanists? Alien satanists?

Nope:

Stoned wallabies.

From the standpoint of pure bafflement, that’s reality: 1, conspiracy theorists: 0.

Or in the words of one Phillip J. Fry: “Insane theories one, normal theories a billion!”

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