Silver Tongue

finalvortex:

finalvortex:

  1. 1. Peach is to the Toads what Bowser is to Koopas - a larger form of the same species that ‘rules’ over the others, kind of like how we think of queen bees.
  2. Peach, therefore, is a kind of mushroom.
  3. Babies in the world of Mario are delivered by stork.
  4. It’s entirely possible that Peach has no idea how animal beings reproduce. This explains why she’s so willing to believe that she’s Bowser Jr’s mother.

Bowser Jr: Leave my mama alone!

Peach, internally: shit when was the last time I unleashed a cloud of spores

Reblogged 4 years ago from demilypyro (Originally from finalvortex)
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    1. This is MAD old2. Where did I say adoption?3. IT’S VERY CLEARLY A JOKE ABOUT PEACH HAVING A W.A.P
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    I’m not entirely sure what you’re saying here. But in the events of Sunshine, Peach meets Bowser Jr for what seems to be...
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