- 1. Peach is to the Toads what Bowser is to Koopas - a larger form of the same species that ‘rules’ over the others, kind of like how we think of queen bees.
- Peach, therefore, is a kind of mushroom.
- Babies in the world of Mario are delivered by stork.
- It’s entirely possible that Peach has no idea how animal beings reproduce. This explains why she’s so willing to believe that she’s Bowser Jr’s mother.
Bowser Jr: Leave my mama alone!
Peach, internally: shit when was the last time I unleashed a cloud of spores