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susanpevensle:

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

A comprehensive list of sons Zeus didn’t have:

theseus

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    Technically Jesus is the son of Iove… aka Jupiter… aka Zeus 😲
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