Silver Tongue

just-shower-responses:

sideways-inspiration:

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

Short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans.

I CANT REACH ANYTHING

Haha fuckin shorty i bet you cant even reach the cookie jar

no but i can reach your nuts and slap them so hard you shatter into pieces

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