Short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans.
I CANT REACH ANYTHING
Haha fuckin shorty i bet you cant even reach the cookie jar
no but i can reach your nuts and slap them so hard you shatter into pieces
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