just-shower-thoughts

Short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They’re basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans.

just-shower-responses

I CANT REACH ANYTHING

sideways-inspiration

Haha fuckin shorty i bet you cant even reach the cookie jar

just-shower-responses

no but i can reach your nuts and slap them so hard you shatter into pieces