lyingnudieonthefloor:

badjokesbyjeff:

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?

Click

THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

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