Silver Tongue

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kedreeva:

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

Purple ones:

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And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

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Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

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This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

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He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

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They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

I love them. OP please tell them they are good and I love them very much.

@thejanestofdoes

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