show me this canoe where all the Canucks get it on

The Sex Canoe is a national treasure, and it’s whereabouts is a closely guarded secret. The RCMP keep it moving to ensure that information leaks only represent a short-term threat. Photography is not allowed.

the last thing you want is leaks in your sex canoe

canoe is interesting in that it’s basically a double mistranslation for the thing that we officially call a Canadian hatching chamber

What the fuck is that?

Incubating Canadians. Here’s one that’s fully ripened and emerging into the world;