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rose: Due to extenuating circumstances regarding the nature of the game, I believe it would be best for us to collectively regroup and form a new plan of attack against the Baroness. All in favor say—
dave: bc shes your stepmom now
dave: bc she literally left johns dad at the altar of the beautiful wedding officiated by my man the mayor
rose: No.
rose: And that’s hardly relevant. Clearly this is all some long running prank, or a dive for information.
rose: Having my mother as a double agent seems unlikely but I believe that to be true in the face of the alternative.
dave: you mean the truth right
dave: did you see the steamy texts rose
dave: the holy confetti mix of winky faces and blushing
dave: bc your mom is deep in alternian cuisine and is eating fish tacos every night
dave: you know how great it is that your mom is gay and married to a fish
dave: these double entendres are coming belly up
dave: just like your mom
rose: NO.
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