Silver Tongue

raptorific:

raptorific:

One of the McFunny Bros asked “can shazam vote” on their podcast and now I think it would be funny if one of the other superheroes asked him if he voted and he’s like “oh no I’ve never voted” and they all give him shit for it like he’s some “I don’t care about politics” idiot but actually he’s just 14

Superman: It’s your civic duty, man, how can you expect to affect real change if you don’t even muster up the bare minimum effort to participate?

Batman: I mean yeah all politicians are crooked but some of them are clearly less crooked than others and its our responsibility to minimize that corruption in the system

Aquaman: Not to mention climate change, if I don’t vote for green candidates my house is going to boil over

Billy: coolcoolcool yeah I’m totally gonna sign up to vote next time I’m at the politics store, anyway do any of you guys play fortnite?

Aquaman: yeah

the implication that aquaman plays fortnite is terrifying

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