banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

idk im a lesbian but jane and roxy give me the distinct vibe of “holy shit there is going to be SUCH a messy divorce if these two ever held hands”. like they fight over dinner and bring out the absolute worst in each other and then…just get a fucking divorce like normal people and suddenly! can interact with each other again! like normal people!

roxy: oh hon what did u do 2day

jane: Oh, I just finished the paperwork for rebranding Crockercorp! Luckily I’ll be able to reestablish the storefronts and factories pretty easily because I bought out some carapacian neighborhoods, haha. And there’s a shareholder meeting at six, so will you be alright if I miss dinner? I’ll probably be back by ten thirty but–

roxy, already halfway out the window, sobbing as she throws her wedding ring and making a phone call to her soulmate/wife/galpal, calliope: /r/legaladvice how do i divorce girl elon musk please help me