knightsolaireofthesun:

agentjoneser:

ambris:

murkmen:

kuipernebula:

I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”

if you give them a big stupid dragon head but no tail theyll be top heavy and fall over. this is so sad 1000 like

Tails are literally the most important part of ANYTHING. How dare they imply otherwise

I remember back in 3e and 3.5 when the descriptions of Tieflings emphasized how subtle their demonic features were supposed to be and all of my friends and I made Tieflings who were like “yeah I’ve got giant black horns and red claws and a barbed tail, what’s your fuckin’ problem?”

You can’t give players a race that’s obviously an outlet for their obscure fetishes and not give them a tail