silver-tongues-blog
asked:
toxic by brittany spears is the same energy as bad romance by lady gaga
banishedquasiroyal
answered:

fuck you you’re absolutely wrong and here’s why

1) i said so

2) toxic is about BRITNEY being toxic and self aware while moving forward! it’s upbeat, it’s a proclamation of SELF. she might be emitting nuclear waste but she’s GOT this shit. this IS the nuclear reactor. chernobyl is sentient and she is a BAD BITCH

3) bad romance is about gaga being in a fucked up relationship and feeling hopeless because she’s stuck in the cycle of addiction, to substances AND her SO. ultimately she doesn’t know what to do and is uncertain and broken but will keep dancing in those eight inch heels until she bleeds

do NOT fight me on this. i am right. i studied the sacred TEXTS. never interact with me EVER again

dragthemcu

Toxic’s chorus literally has the line “YOURE toxic I’m coming undone” but go off op… :/

banishedquasiroyal

shit. fuck. oh shit. backpeddle my analysis i was drunk when i wrote this. oh my god i am so sorry